I am back!!

After a hiatus of only a 4-5 years or so, I am back in action. Stay tuned.

I'm Back B*tches!!!

Yes yes.. after two years of being away I am home at last. Its all do to a cunning little pink shamrock (no not the McShake thing) who has employed such tecnhiques as guile and deception in order to coax me out of my hole.

Above you see an artist's rendition of myself.. with a beard of course and my characteristic "pear" shaped body. Note the small T-rex appendages for which I am so famous.

Oh also if you are a fan you can click the above title for my old Livejournal ... there are some equally apprehensible and enthralling posts to be had in there. Peace <3

I am teh sux

Rest in Peace Cheetah

Happy Birthday Ray!!

I haven't posted anything in a while. I have been studying my competition and planning my attack. Today is Ray Charles's Birthday. Hooray!

Politics is bullshit

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Not to drag us into a boring conversation with .. my blog... well I lost my train of thought, but I thought this was interesting, coming from G H W BUSH just 4 years prior to invasion.


"Trying to eliminate Saddam, extending the ground war into an occupation of Iraq, would have violated our guideline about not changing objectives in midstream, engaging in Ômission creep,' and would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. Apprehending him was probably impossible. We had been unable to find Noriega in Panama, which we knew intimately. We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq. The coalition would instantly have collapsed, the Arabs deserting it in anger and other allies pulling out as well. Under those circumstances, there was no viable "exit strategy" we could see, violating another of our principles. Furthermore, we had been self-consciously trying to set a pattern for handling aggression in the post-Cold War world. Going in and occupying Iraq, thus unilaterally exceeding the United Nations' mandate, would have destroyed the precedent of international response to aggression that we hoped to establish. Had we gone the invasion route, the United States could conceivably still be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land. It would have been a dramatically different--and perhaps barren--outcome." --- George H.W. Bush and Brent Scowcroft, A World Transformed (1998), pp. 489-90

G'Nite Minneapolis

I am beat down. Gotta work on the morrow' so laters.

picture courtesy of martykokes.com

September 11th

*Sigh* Nothing like getting drunk to honor your fallen citizens. I still intend that many more people die in war torn nations all over the world, such as the Republic of Congo, who has had literally millions die brutal deaths in the past 5 years.... but its still senseless violence, and thats bad mmmm kay.

picture courtesy of martykokes.com

I Love Fall

Yeah, I'm man enough to say it. I do love fall. Fall is a time of indulgence. Theres something about the cool air and the leaves... carmel apples and warm mulled cider... the still hot sun to warm your car just a lil bit before you climb in. I don't know why, but fall is the season I have the fondest memories of. The senses seem to come alive with all the smells and sensations... and senses trigger the descriptive memories... at least thats my theory.

Less poetic is that part of it may be that college starts in fall and so do the large social gatherings. Fall is the time of transition: for some odd reason, every time I move into a new place it seems to be in October. I actually put some footwork into finding that precious 'fall music' to listen to when I drive around in my car because Fall is the season for driving. And I always remember what music I was listening to the last fall, or one before.

For favorite fall songs: Timo Maas- Help Me
Favorite fall album- Aphex Twin - Drugks (even though its not a mediocre album the rest o' the year)

picture courtesy of martykokes.com

Wisconsin Beer Bong @ Bill Brasky 03'

In Wisconsin, its residents signal the end of summer by dumping beer down one anothers ass cracks. I don't know who this is, and I was pretty well blacked out at this point, but it just goes to show you what a lil Wisconsin ingenuity can accomplish. Nice. Real nice.

Bill Brasky Cont.

Thats my fat ass with the beads and the oddly dejected stare, baking in the sun whilst talking to some great high school friends of ours. They were a lot cooler than I remembered in the hallways of SCC, plus, they later initiated a drinking game called 'cups' where the point is to flip a plastic cup from upright to upside down. Anyhow, its a good memory and I am glad someone was sober enough to have captured it. I ended up throwing up and turning beat red. Go figure.

Bill Brasky Summer Bash 2003

This would be a picture of my long time friends Nardo and Powell. I don't know who the girl is, but I know the lake in the back is Shell Lake in Wisconsin and this is the 2003 Bill Brasky Bash!! For more information on this annual drunk fest (that I missed this year because of Green Man, more on that later).

Interview with Coppe'

I love this interview. She talks about going to some temple with Ed & Andy of Plaid and Thrash showing up later. I emailed him about it yesterday and he says half of its not true, but its still interesting. She apparently is insane, because she jumped into the ocean with her mini disc recorder to capture the sound and of course it emerged dead. She is a cutey! But nuts. The music is very addicting, partly because of the 3 Plaid mixes I had previously not had.

Gummy Bear Orgy

. I have been singing this song all day, thanks to "Gummy Bear Orgy," a rather innocent yet funny ytmnd site. It is totally safe for work and children. Click the link above and make sure you have internet explorer's sound turned up UP UP so you can enjoy the following:

Oh, Gummy Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare,
They are the Gummi Bears.

Beaker's Meth Lab

This is the funniest thing I've ever done for ytmnd.com and its doing well. Many votes and still in the top 10!! Check it out!!

Super Baby Lives On!

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No photoshopping here, just a camera phone and some initiative at friends Benny & Brianne's household in Boulder. I thank Naiya for letting me use her doll. I gotta wake up in 5 hours. I am posting gay things and I'm being told my html coding is all "n00b" and "teh sux."

I am hot.. or not?

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me soooooo haaard!!!"

First picture

This is me and D.C. recording artist /slash fellow orb listee, /slash fecalphile: Gel-Sol. We are at a club in St Paul called Big V's during his April tour. Its the first time I ever 'met a guy from the internet.'

I hope he googles this and sues me for copyright infringment. Bring it on you ambient artist fuck!! (everyone knows ambient artists are pussies)


If you wanna see some more pics of this skinny Silent Bob wannabe and possibly hear some fantastic audio and some hi-quality video check him out at Gel-sol.com

Hi hi my lil' droogies.

So self indulgent, yet so gratifying. Wankfest day one.